It never fails that when the boys come over, they always wind up with a hose.
This time it just so happened that there was a bucket nearby that they filled with water,
carried down the hill
and then poured it into a hole, which became their stomping grounds.
They said that they were from the Mahafaly tribe of Madagascar. I don’t know how they remembered that word, but I looked it up. Mahafaly means ‘those who make taboos’. After about ten minutes, one of the natives tripped on a piece of flagstone. At first,
the extent of the damage was unclear.
Then we washed the mud off his feet and came inside. He was missing a little skin on his toe, but there was certainly nothing wrong with his mouth. He kept saying,
“I need to go to the doctor! I’m dying! I’m dying! When will I ever be able to walk on two feet again!
About thirty minutes later, the other native said, “Well, you must be feeling better, you’re not complaining”; a statement which I quickly came to realize was taboo…..because then…it began again. “Oh, it hurts so bad! Would you get me some plain milk? That always calms me down.”
Hilarious!
Thanks for making me laugh!