For several years now I have owned Malaysian Serama Chickens. Malaysian Seramas are the smallest weight bantom in the world weighing in at a pound or less. In Malaysia, they are house pets. But not in Woodworth. A few weeks back, I gave my cousin a pair of them, which left me with a trio. She named hers Bonnie and Clyde. I couldn’t let her out do me, so let me introduce

Peter,

Pauline

and Mary.

They do what most chickens do in the South…

eat cornbread

and watermelon.

Like Peter Yarrow from the human trio, Peter Serama is the spokesman for this one. Because he’s so small,

    

he can’t handle a hammer or a bell.

But he does have a song to sing. He sings it in the morning…he sings it in the evening…all over my land.

The boys are spending the night with us tonight, so Denton called to ask if they could bring their paint so that I could paint their faces. I told him that would be fine and he hung up. Nikki called right back to make sure that I understood what he wanted and didn’t agree to something that I did not want to do.

We were only on the phone for a second. When our conversation ended, Nikki turned around to find this:

Hudson was being transformed into a crow! Denton said, “All done Hudson! You are gonna look fabalus!

Then Hudson took off around the room

flapping his wings and saying, “Caw! Caw!”